The Friday that was, and sadly, still is….
Well today, being a Friday, meant that a few of us from work hiked the two minute journey to the pub from work.
It’s quite chilly up in Bristol at the moment, but the sun did come out for a bit, plus the pub was packed inside. So we sat outside today. What followed, in between the beers was a number of random and in some cases quite disturbing conversations.
Here are a few topics that were discussed. Feel free to add to the conversations by posting your own thoughts…
If you had to sleep with a mermaid and you had a choice of if her top half was all fish and her bottom half was human, or her top half was human and her bottom half was fish, what would you choose?
How would you draw a Porpoise in a game of Pictionary?
Two gay guys who were living together realised that they were lesbians so both had a sex change.
Performing liposuction on yourself without anesthetic as a surgeon did on himself last night on channel 4.
Should you really hire a member of staff just because he or she looks cuddly?
Can a person who is renting a property stop paying and then claim Squatters Rights?
What is the international sign for buggery?
So? Mermaids? mmmmmmmm….
At that point it was decided by everyone that we should get back to work and never talk of this day again!
