Archive for December, 2007

X-mass In Hell…

Merry Christmas.

That’s what people say at Christmas, right?
Except normally they have someone to say it to.
They have friends and family,
And they haven’t been crouched naked under a Christmas tree with a needle in their arm like an insane person in a mansion in Van Nuys.
They’re not out of their minds, they’re not writing in a diary,
And they’re definitely not watching their holiday spirit coagulate in a spoon.
I didn’t speak to a single person today.
I figured why should I ruin their fucking Christmas.

I’ve started a new diary and this time I have a few new reasons.
One, I have no friends left.
Two, so I can read back and remember what I did the day before.
And three, so if I die, at least I leave a nice little suicide note of my life.

It’s just me and you, diary. Welcome to my fucked up life.

Nobody would believe the shit that happens in my head, it’s haunted.
Now that I’ve come down from the drugs it seems like a sick play that I saw in a theater somewhere.
Thirty minutes ago, I could’ve killed someone.
Or better yet, myself.

The Heroin Diaries is an album written by Nikki Sixx ( the Mötley Crüe bassist ) and recorded by his band Sixx: A.M., which serves as the companion soundtrack to his autobiography, The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star.

Have a look at Nikki Sixx’s MySpace page to listen to some songs from the album.

Not Safe For Work…

As I was driving home from work this evening, trying to navigate around the thousands of last minute Christmas shoppers, I decided to listen to Radio 1 for a change instead of my current collection of Sixx AM [1] [2] and Paramore [1] [2] and managed to catch the end of Scott Mills show. He was playing to Laura and Chappers the “scariest video ever”. Judging by their responses of disgust and horror I was wondering if it could be the famous Two Girls One Cup ( 2g1c ) that’s currently doing the rounds.

Which got me thinking, what is some of the worst things out there that you could just stumble upon. So here are a few links, in no particular order as I really don’t want to spend time judging them!

Please note that these are definitely not safe for work and if you’ve not seen them before, well lets just say you’ll be scarred for life afterwards!

If you’re still with me after those little delights then I really really really warn you not to look at this following link. I came stumbled across it earlier this evening when doing a little research for this post. [link]

I am so sorry. Life will never be the same.

:|

PS. If you have any that I’ve missed out, add a comment with the link and I’ll add it to the list!

No Phone…

Just to let everyone know that due to yet another cock up with o2 I am still without a working phone. All was working well with the new sim card till this morning when it looks like an over excited twat employee decided to bar my new sim card as well as my old one!

The result is another 3-4 days without a phone.

So if you want to get hold of me then give me a call at home or drop me a mail to the usual address.

:)

crusty