Blog | Andrew Beaton

It Lives…

Just a quick update to say, yes, I am still alive!

I’ve been really busy recently with work so hardly any time in the evenings to do much except eat and sleep.

I’ve added two new features to the blog that get updated very frequently. Both are on the right hand side, and they are my Twitter and Last.FM feeds…

Twitter ( http://twitter.com ) allows you to keep your friends and contacts up to date with what you are currently doing in 140 characters or less. On this blog you will be able to see the last thing I have been twittering about.

Last.FM ( http://last.fm ) allows people to see what you have been and are currently listening to, be it at home, at work or mobile. Another great feature is it’s custom radio stations, where you choose a band name and it will play you tracks that are similar. To the right you can see the last few tracks I’ve played, clicking the album art will show you more information about it.

If you want to add me to your Twitter or Last.fm account, here are my details:

http://twitter.com/andrewbeaton
http://last.fm/user/andrewgdbeaton

Well that’s all for now, best get back to the beer money earner…

Take Off Your T-shirt…

If you can’t name a song by the band that’s on it…

I cut class, I skipped school
I hauled ass to sleep out in the parking lot of Coconuts where they
had the Ticketron
Tower 2; Obstructed View I saw the show that changed my life
But I did not see you so

TAKE OFF YOUR T-SHIRT
Miss Metallica: You were 2 years old when Ride The Lightning came out
You felt no pain when Burton died but you cried when they cancelled Baby Muppets
You’re master of no puppets

TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT
Miss AC/DC: You don’t even know Hells Bells from Hatebreed
You got that shirt cuz Urban stuff is so cool
For those about to suck we salute you

TAKE OFF YOUR T-SHIRT
TAKE OFF YOUR T-SHIRT
TAKE OFF YOUR T-SHIRT
If you can’t name a song by the band that’s on it

No size tag and faded
Decal disintegrated
How I suffered cash in hand while clawing to the concession stand
Like a flag my shirt has flown through countless painful nights you
could have never known

TAKE OFF YOUR T-SHIRT
Mr. Misfits: You mistook Glen Danzig for Trent Reznor once you dipshit
Miss Motley Crue I mean you, no they did not sing Every Rose Has its Thorn
The sheep must be shorn

TAKE OFF YOUR T-SHIRT
Iron Maiden: The number of the beast was not 6-6-7
I’d like to learn about Black Sabbath from you but
They don’t play then on MTV2

TAKE OFF YOUR T-SHIRT
TAKE OFF YOUR T-SHIRT
TAKE OFF YOUR T-SHIRT
Strip to the waist, take it off be honest
You can’t name a song by the band that’s on it NO

Still so crisp from hanging on the rack
This T-shirt stretched across your back
Says nothing of a sacrifice; through thick and thin, wind snow and ice
Did I through adolescence wield
This 100% cotton shield
Now face to face and shirt to shirt it’s revealed:
Your ignorance of Queensryche!
Won’t you let them be? Cuz they belong to me

TAKE OFF YOUR T-SHIRT
TAKE OFF YOUR T-SHIRT
TAKE OFF YOUR T-SHIRT
Strip to the waist, take it off be honest
You can’t name a song by the band that’s on it
You don’t know the guys printed on your garment so
TAKE THAT SHIT OFF NOW


:)

Well I liked it…